May 29
Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
THE LAST ONE
I wuz shot in the buttoxx like 3 times then funn lol
MY B
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May 29
I want this book so bad…it’s so fucking hilarious!
Oh my God I need to buy it….it’s so…aah…I almost have tears to my eyes :’D
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May 29
- parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
- me: in five years it'll be my last name too
- parents: what
- me: what
- LOL ^^ THIS
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